Monday, March 15, 2010

Dors Truly

"Come hither" says dyed diva Dors
the sex oozing out of her pores
Inside her lamé
the men long to stray
and to her they'll crawl on all fours


Swingin' Dors

What guy wouldn't crawl on all fours
to enter Diana Dor's doors?
No need for a quilt
she's thermally built
So hot she will melt your s'mores!


Uh... sorry, Mom. It's a politically incorrect week on actress Diana Dors. Dubbed "The Siren of Swindon", Dors was Britain's blonde bombshell. Photo source: Doctor Macro, from Lady and the Prowler (John Farrow, '57).

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