The Divan Nymph

My darling, I don't wish to scare
The life out of you, but I swear
I hold you like this
Not for a blood kiss
I just do not see any chair.

Norm Knott

Helen Chandler and Bela Lugosi in Dracula (Todd Browning, 1931).

Sheep Trick

Now, what in the world have we here?

A three-headed sheep seat? Oh, dear.

I once made a blunder
in one when Down Under

Both chair and my hair got a shear

© Jim Siergey 2010