This sister is rotten, a nut In a twisted noir plot she's been shut Her love is tremendous Above all, horrendous She'll be kissed and then shot in the gut.
Kirk Douglas and Barbara Stanwyck in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946).
It's Easter, give praise, do not mourn Your deceased savior's raised and reborn But these dead, now alive Open heads to survive And will feast on your brains Sunday morn.
Pasty-faced extras lurch through Night of the Living Dead (1968). Our title is by David Cairns, and is a nod to Zombies 2, aka Zombie Flesh Eaters (1979). We're going to hell in an Easter basket for resurrecting this blasphemous limerick each year.