Omission Accomplished

No stealing election from Gore
No lying to enter the war
No corporate greed
to mar a good read
It's shelved under "fiction" in store

The War In Error

The highway to Hell has been paved
by those whose lapel pin flags waved
Unending detentions
bely their intentions
and prove their indiff’rence, depraved

Automatic Transition

George Bush leaves the White House for Texas
His stumbles will no longer vex us
As Barack takes the wheel
it's hard not to feel
we've traded an Edsel for Lexus

Pulling Your Legacy

Disaster and blunder and gaffe:
The legacy left is a laugh
Bush seeks to defend
mistakes without end
and tries to make wheat out of chaff

It’s obvious George doesn’t get it
He swears that he’ll never regret it
A moron or zealot
he still tries to sell it
Too bad that the world can’t forget it

He tripped on his mission from God
with jackboots his footprints were trod
He stepped on our rights
and in the wrong fights
I guess he can’t hear himself plod

Last Bush press conference, 1/12/09

New Year's Day of Reckoning

George Bush's New Year's resolution?
To find an Iraq War "solution"
The one way to win
was not to go in
Some sins do not get absolution

Not Even a Louse

'Twas the night before Christmas, '08
and Bush wasn't sleeping so great
What swirled in his head,
Iraqi war dead?
Or zero approval job rate?

Don't Tread On Me

Addressing Iraqi press corps
the Pres dodged requests from the floor
Then ducking a pair
of flying footwear
he wished he had missed Iraq war

Disaster-U.S.

Disasters, all shapes and all sizes
will visit in various guises
You won't see most coming,
but some, though mind-numbing
are anything but big surprises

The Great Divider

George Bush called himself "The Decider"
But I'd dub ol' Dubya "Divider"
With tax cuts and war,
between rich and poor
the gap became wider and wider

Obamarama

In Obama so many believe
have high hopes for what he might achieve
He'll have to be nimble
to be more than symbol
with the mess little Georgie will leave

Dead Head of State

George Bush, bible stupid and smug
sweeps evidence under the rug
Ignoring the facts
as "decider", he acts
Our first sanctimonius thug

Shock and Awe Shucks

George Bush, on a mission from God
Gave war in Iraq White House nod
His “Don” of Defense
Pushed plan that was dense
With shock and awe shot his whole wad



They thought they’d be welcomed as friends
But factions there won’t make amends
When Bremmer, the fool
De-Ba'athed the job pool
Slim chance for a “victory” ends

Now McCain says he’ll “win” in Iraq
He’s hoping we’ll fall for that crock
No more misadventures
From guys needing dentures
We can’t take much more awe and shock

Bush Whacked

To justice and law he's averse
Renditions and torture and worse
He's mired us in
A war sold on spin
His legacy now is a curse

He claims that he's been "born again"
I'd say he's that he's reached age of ten
A boy, not so bright
Who's started a fight
The next pres will have to say "when"

Downward Learning Curve

The U.S. has taken a hit
From president dumber than spit
What’s hard to explain
Is four-year refrain
Did all our intelligence quit?