Dada Entry

I've heard that the Devil wears Prada
but word is His Darkness wears nada
He's hotter than hell
and dresses like, well...
a stripper in Vegas, Nevada

Walter Brennan Embraces Islam

A Real McCoy talks with a limp
A fish by a buoy will stalk shrimp

The whirlish was derved

So butterflies swerved

With joy just to gawk at a blimp

A Weinie for Fellini

Three genies, nee Queenie, foretell,

"We see Ciccolini in hell

His ivory touch

can't buy very much

Just teeny bikinied Jacques Brel!"

Grim, Brutha, Grim

A little red hen fricassee

A princess asleep in her pee

How far falls the sky?

It's seven flies shy

Things don't always end happily

Water Predicament

Fa la la la, fiddle-dee-dee

Veronica Lake lost her key

Her glass was half full

She spilled her Red Bull

Straight into the swirling Black Sea

That Rock In Chair Got Me

There's no place like home when deranged
Say, pal, can you part with some change?
I'm loose as a goose
I drank blue spruce juice
And recently came down with mange

Mis-En-Seen

Cracked whiffle ball bat in the alley

A soup spoon with gravy in galley

The daybreak comes soon

Like howling baboon

The bed's filled with glass shards, so shall we?

Prisoner of Love

Your lemon meringue pie is dreamy
Your personal life, though, is seamy
How can it be thus?
The sweet mixed with pus
Desire runs deeply, don't flee me

Rebel Without a Pause

Lim Law says three lines all must rhyme
And stop they all must on a dime
This couplet must be
This length exactly
It's way too confining so I'm...