Athletic Cup and Saucer

Take care horny teenaged connivers
Beware of these green back-seat drivers
The things like to grab
Their fingernails jab
When bared this will mean few survivors.


Gloria Castillo and Steven Terrell take a wild ride on lover's lane in Invasion of the Saucer Men (Edward L. Cahn; 1957).

Promo-Seltzer

 

Such posters explain double-bills 

And boast of insane double-thrills
But it takes just one flick 

To make someone sick

Due mostly to braincells it kills. 

I Was a Teenage Werewolf (Gene Fowler Jr; 1957); Dragstrip Girl (Edward L. Cahn; 1957).

Drive-In, He Said

With hotdogs in hot-rods we'll see
Some plotless and thoughtless schlock "B"

Though the flick is low-budget
With chicks, who'd begrudge it?
What we got's an ill-shot jamboree.

David Cairns


Dragstrip Girl (Edward L. Cahn; 1957), an early success for American International Pictures. Welcome to Drive-In December, a month-long celebration of cheesy drive-in cinema, those low budget, gimmick, and exploitation films aimed at teenagers, the subliterate, or anyone else looking for lowbrow kicks.