Monday, August 10, 2009

Bad As It Gets

She tried to be good but she failed
Her virtue's a ship that has sailed

On corners she stood

and that's never good
A taxi she should've just hailed

It's Paperback Week at Limerwrecks.
You won't find our books in the library.


Norm Knott said...

A pickup on South Street, she is
a lady who knows well her biz
She's stacked like a house
of bricks and that mouse
in pocket of dude needs to whiz
---From "Bladder As it Gets"

surly hack said...

Urinary Tract Home

Your writing is less than exact
All fiction, with nary a fact
On bodily function
without a compunction
you write and I have to react

August 10, 2009 3:00 PM

Norm Knott said...

You know that it's none of my biz
So why are you telling me this?
My auto-suggestion
succeeded, no question,
in making you go take a piss

surly hack said...

A writer you are, my dear fellow
But sadly you aren't Saul Bellow
your talent is wee
A journalist, yes, but you're yellow