"Later on, we'll expire, as we scream by the fire..."

This hussy is not without sin
Her husband, the hottie's done in
So Santa comes calling,
His antics appalling,
And justice is gotten therein.



Joan Collins, roasting on an open fire in Tales from the Crypt (1972). Title by crispy David Cairns, who started the whole Crypt of Christmas thing. Happy holidays, horror hounds!