Thursday, December 20, 2012

Hell's Jingle Bells

Don't believe in the costume he stole
He's an evil and hostile old troll
And this squalid old peeper
Is a holiday creeper --
Christmas eve he crawled out of a hole.

Surly Hack

Your brains he'll dash out in the snow
Your remains will get mashed to and fro
Your blood he will shed
That's why he wears red
So stains from the gashes won't show.

David Cairns

Oliver MacGreevy is a caustic Claus, creeping out Joan Collins in Tales from the Crypt (Freddie Francis; 1972). 

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