was rammed through a poor garage door
The driver's demeanor
and giant red wiener
implied that they wanted to score
And the Oscar Mayer Goes To...
A parking job none would admire
Perhaps the car blew out a tire
The driver's mistake?
Not hitting the brake
Distraught at the loss of O. Mayer
On the heels of the death of Oscar Mayer the 3rd
comes this tragic Wienermobile accident. AP photo.
4 comments:
The Weinermobile, quite lust-bent,
a-thrusting and busting it went
But everything's cool
The weiner's no fool
It always wears it's condom-ment!
Maybe we should do a sausage week...
You mean, a best of the wurst?
Yeah. When I post it I'll send you a...link.
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