Monday, April 7, 2008

A Rigged Erection

by Backthrow
London Bureau

In a cat-suit, this Emma does stun
So a-Peel-ing (please pardon the pun)
I say, "Hey, you're my type!"
A quick chop, my windpipe--
Ah, 'tis Love... someone call 911...


surly hack said...

The one who said blondes have more fun
Did not face the end of a gun
When threatened and scared
Seek not the fair-haired
Toward drop-dead brunettes you should run

surly hack said...

John Steed was quite dash, debonair
Peel had, in a fight, moves to spare
The pair was a hit, an’
Not just in Britain
Their Anglophiles are everywhere