Saturday, April 5, 2008

Reinventing the Heel

Inventor attending convention
With Mrs. stirred marital tension
His vows he deserted
For model he flirted
Ignoring the mom of invention


Backthrow said...

Angry wife, full of fury, from scorn
"Fixed" his surgical robot next morn
She made not a mention
Of her thrown monkey wrench in
And his heart, through his ribcage, was torn

surly hack said...

Said convention gals gathered in throng
"Served him right, he was doing her wrong"
But the guys were all quiet
Perhaps thinking of riot
If wives knew where they’d dipped their ding-dongs