To and fro, through the snow and the sleet
Ten below? He'll complete his Yule feat
But the thang that could stop him
Is if gangbangers pop him,
So, ho ho! Santa's packin' some heat.
Nothing says Christmas quite like heavy ordnance. Ron and Barbara Ingram pose with Santa for a photograph at the third annual "Santa and Machine Guns" event at the Scottsdale Gun Club in Scottsdale, Ariz. There are photos like this all over the internet. Merry Christmas, America! Norm Knott loaded the title.