Friday, February 16, 2018

This Land Was Made For You to Bleed

Old World hack finds it tough to get dates
So he packs up a couple of crates
This elusive guy treks
To find juicier necks
And now Drac struts his stuff in the States.

Francis Lederer and Norma Eberhardt in The Return of Dracula (Paul Landres; 1958).

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