Count Drac's on a queer sort of kick
He snacks on the nearest hot chick
But requesting a bite
Finds it best that he write
His accent's unclear it's so thick.
Dracula (Bela Lugosi) and Mina (Helen Chandler) in Dracula (Tod Browning; 1931). Title by Donald B. Benson, strictly from hunger-y.
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