Friday, April 1, 2011

Plumber and Dumber

Arising from fondling his tools,
her eyes were two big, limpid pools
Her drooling had drenched
his extra-large wrench--
You thought I meant family jewels?

April fools!


plumber said...

That is quite hilarious. However, you will still need a plumber. For great service and value for your plumbing and heating needs, you can count on the care, expertise and dedication you will receive from an expert plumber.

surly hack said...

It's hilarious that you think that pitch might work. What's next, will lawyers stalk me me on my Perry Mason limericks?

Chris Pia said...

This is an interesting article. Im not sure how I ended up on a plumbing article, but it was interesting to read.

surly hack said...

Don't ask me how it got there, Chris. enough about the article -- what did you think about the limerick?

plumber surry hills said...

Choosing a plumber, especially one who is dedicated and efficient, can be a very daunting task.

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surly hack said...

I don't know about that, but apparently the plumbers will come after you whether you need one or not.