Thursday, October 21, 2010

R.I.P. Bob Guccione


He lived a life lacking regrets
except for no gold statuettes
No ally of PETA's,
he liked his Lolitas,
and kept them in penthouse as pets

Bob "the Gooch" Guccione, the man responsible for Penthouse magazine and the director of "additional scenes" for Caligula (1979), is dead at 79.

1 comment:

Norm Knott said...

To Hef, he said "Move over, boy.
Your photos to me are too coy.
There just ain't enough,
I want to show muff,
like Helen showed Paris in Troy."