Thursday, October 21, 2010
R.I.P. Bob Guccione
He lived a life lacking regrets
except for no gold statuettes
No ally of PETA's,
he liked his Lolitas,
and kept them in penthouse as pets
Bob "the Gooch" Guccione, the man responsible for Penthouse magazine and the director of "additional scenes" for Caligula (1979), is dead at 79.