Not steamy or spiffily slinky,
His dreamboat's a stiff, which is kinky
His lust is so old
It's dusty and cold
Unseemly, and sniff! rather stinky.
Kharis reaches into the sarcophagus of his beloved Princess Ananka. Lon Chaney Jr in The Mummy's Curse (Leslie Goodwins; 1944). Title by 98 percenter Donald Benson.
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