Tuesday, September 4, 2018

That Aroma Wasn’t Built in a Day



His odor's obscene, which means smelly
Like eau de latrine from New Delhi
Please spray him with Glade®
He may have decayed--
Guts stowed like unclean pea green jelly. 

The Mummy's Tomb (Harold Young; 1942) stars Lon Chaney, Jr and Turhan Bey. Title by aromatic Donald B. Benson. This is our second product plug for the air-freshener. Here's the first, Beauty and Deceased.

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