Thursday, December 24, 2009

Heave Ho!

As Santa's sleigh flys through the snow,
he drinks to keep warm, don't you know
In tummy of Kringle
booze, eggnog co-mingle
Gag reflex strikes --look out below!

Merry Christmas everybody, and don't leave the house tonight without your trusty umbrella!


surly hack said...

As Santa distributes his gifts
he'll guzzle both half-pints and fifths
And then, like booze rookies
he'll toss X-mas cookies
befouling the white Christmas drifts

surly hack said...

When Santa would start to get queasy
the folks down below grew uneasy
'cause down from the skies
rained half-chewed mince pies
and turkey bits, soggy and greazy