Saturday, December 26, 2009

Chest of the Pecos



Of outlaws who pestered the west
a few were suggestively dressed
With cattle to rustle
some wore a big bustle
But this is the dress I like best

3 comments:

Backthrow said...

Everybody sing!

Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Though her chest is swollen
The garment that's controllin'
BRA-HIDE!

Whether strapless, sport or push-up
Her bosom gets a smoosh-up
Attracting male eyeballs far and wiiiiide

My heart's calculatin'
How much those cups are weightin'
And jiggle as she maintains her ride

Lift 'em up!
Separate!
Separate!
Lift 'em up!
Lift 'em up!
Separate!
BRA-HIDE!

Make 'em bulge!
Hold 'em firm!
Hold 'em firm!
Jut 'em out!
Jut 'em out!
Hold em firm!
BRAAAA-HIDE!

Music composed by Dimitri Tiomkin
Lyrics by Russ Meyer

Norm Knott said...

...and sung by Frankie Lane-Bryant.

Mahvelous.

surly hack said...

BRA-vo!