Monday, November 16, 2009

Big and Tall Menace



Watch bomb tests and you'll pay the piper
get shot at by crack army sniper
The growing will strain
your normal-sized brain
You'll crap in your giant-size diaper


The Amazing Collossal Man (Bert L. Gordon, 1957)
Welcome to Sci-Fi Drive-in Week at Limerwrecks.

7 comments:

Norm Knott said...

This gent's appetite was colossal
His entrails could fill a palazzo
Mid-Eastern cusine---
he'd lick the plate clean
This fella sure loved his falafels

surly hack said...

At dinner he ate like a pig
and gallons of drink he would swig
Digesting huge portions
he grew to proportions
described by words larger than "big"

Norm Knott said...

On dates he would ask his sweet flower out
and then he'd down vats full of sauerkraut
You think that was bad?
This clod was a cad
The gas that he passed would then knock her out!

surly hack said...

The gas he would pass--it was mustard!
His zits oozed out gallons of custard
No wonder his dates
would not touch their plates
and he would just sit there all flustered

Norm Knott said...

The way that he was now adorned
he thought he might make it in porn
Because of his size
the gals closed their thighs
all scared of just what might get torn

surly hack said...

In comments this lim'rick has spurred I think you've just had the last word
In reading your rhymes
a number of times
your meaning I've sadly inferred

Anonymous said...

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