For vegans, whose tastes are quite quirky
Thanksgiving means basting tofurkey
Denying a ham
they dye pink a yam
The meal tastes like paste--it's a turkeythey dye pink a yam
Happy thanksgiving! Image: Starlet Showcase.
We now resume Noir City, already in progress.
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As one's eyes can lustfully see
no Puritan this pilgrim be
An old Quaker saying
is well worth relaying
"What's better for me, miss, is thee"
Such words on the woman you waste
The bird is the one I'd have chased
Its legs and its breast
are up to the test
I referred to a test based on taste
Devouring either is tiring
though one overcooked tastes like styrene
One prefers the juice
of what one doth choose
I guess we both have different wiring
My argument sleeps with the fishes
Enjoy what you want to your wishes
Both light meat and dark
our appetites spark
We both have our favorite dishes
The turkey is an ugly fowl
Please cover its face with a towel
but dressed, cooked and basted,
some say best they've tasted
and dance like they're Eleanor Powell
In vaudeville the turkey's act flopped dead
Much duller than even milk-sopped bread
But when he got axed
Fame came to him fast
and straight went success to his lopped head
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