Friday, February 13, 2009

On Slasher and Vixen

The boys are all horny at camp
and every last girl is a tramp
And guess who is bumping
off those who are humping

It’s Jason, that axe-wielding scamp

It's Friday the thirteenth, and once again

it's the Friday The Thirteenth franchise

and an apparently endless slaughter of

randy teenagers at camp Crystal Lake.

I miss Allan Sherman and Camp Granada.

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