Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Nippin' It In The Rosebud

Fife's gun contained only one bullet
To father kids he tried until it
Would only shoot blanks
His wife said "No, thanks,
Why don't you stay home and just pull it?"

Norm Knott

Empty Chamber Music

Of Barney the folks would make fun
with hillbilly cruelty, homespun
He wished he was dead
and, aiming at head
played Russian Roulette with his gun

Surly Hack

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