Nippin' It In The Rosebud

Fife's gun contained only one bullet

To father kids he tried until it

Would only shoot blanks

His wife said "No, thanks,

Why don't you stay home and just pull it?"

Norm Knott



Empty Chamber Music

Of Barney the folks would make fun
with hillbilly cruelty, homespun
He wished he was dead
and, aiming at head
played Russian Roulette with his gun

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