Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Blonde, Dame's Blonde

The studio’s sent a new script
and through it I’ve already flipped:
A buxom dumb blonde
who seems rather fond
of having her dresses unzipped

It’s always the very same part
A bimbo, no brains, but all heart
Another star turn
for much more I yearn
Oh, why can’t I play someone smart?

I long for a really deep role
I’m thinking this Shakespeare’s my goal
Or some obscure play
way, way, off Broadway
As long as I don’t wear a stole

Sex comedy, romance and thriller
this Hollywood fluff is all filler
But Jewish New Yorkers
write prize-winning corkers
Perhaps I’ll work under Art Miller

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