This gent's appetite was colossalHis entrails could fill a palazzoMid-Eastern cusine---he'd lick the plate cleanThis fella sure loved his falafels
At dinner he ate like a pigand gallons of drink he would swigDigesting huge portions he grew to proportionsdescribed by words larger than "big"
On dates he would ask his sweet flower outand then he'd down vats full of sauerkrautYou think that was bad?This clod was a cadThe gas that he passed would then knock her out!
The gas he would pass--it was mustard!His zits oozed out gallons of custardNo wonder his dateswould not touch their platesand he would just sit there all flustered
The way that he was now adornedhe thought he might make it in pornBecause of his sizethe gals closed their thighsall scared of just what might get torn
In comments this lim'rick has spurred I think you've just had the last wordIn reading your rhymesa number of timesyour meaning I've sadly inferred
yoo.. good style..
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