Undies Irae

He looms from his funeral trunk
A doom-laden, prune-textured lunk
His bottom is bound
In cotton all round
And there's plumes of it strewn round his junk.

David Cairns

Lon Chaney Jr, sleeping one off in The Mummy's Curse (Leslie Goodwins; 1944).

Lon, a Ghoul From Far Away

Guess who played a mummy from Egypt.
Off to the New World he'd be shypt.
Now mind you, young Chaney
Declined to complain; he
Well knew that his contract he'd see clypt.

Donald B. Benson
 
The Mummy's Curse (Leslie Goodwins; 1944)  marks Lon Chaney, Jr.'s third and final appearance as Kharis, the Egyptian mummy. The 1940s Universal Mummy films moved the setting from Egypt to the United States.

The Final Put Down

 

This troll is a stain and a blot
A lowlife whose brain is low-watt
He's thrown to his doom,
(Lands prone, we assume)
His role not germane to the plot.

Dwight Frye plays the thuggish dolt Karl, tossed from the castle's parapet in Bride of Frankenstein (James Whale; 1935). Title by downy soft Donald B. Benson.

Sarcophaguy

In a coffin this wreck's been confined
The most awful hot sex on his mind
Keep the Mummy in sight
'cause the bum's not polite:
Bend and cough, and he checks your behind.

Kay Harding senses the advancing Lon Chaney in The Mummy's Curse (Leslie Goodwins; 1944).

The Persistence of Mummy

Across rivers and sand, mud and gravel,
Though unliving, he'll stand up and travel
He's not fleet, but he'll slog
And the meters he'll log
We'll forgive him if strands might unravel.

Lon Chaney Jr. plods through the foliage and The Mummy's Ghost (Reginald Le Borg; 1944), the final film in Universal's 1940s Mummy cycle.

Tea and Limpathy

He's haggard and sore through and through
Foot dragging in morbid soft shoe
So sickly, he drinks
A liquid which stinks
You'd gag on the horrible brew.

In the 1940s Universal Mummy sequels, the Mummy acquired a limp, and is revived by a potion brewed from tana leaves. Image: In The Mummy's Curse (Leslie Goodwins; 1944), high priest Ilzor Zandaab (Peter Coe) spoon-feeds the Mummy (Lon Chaney) as acolyte Ragheb (Martin Kosleck) looks on.

Swamp and Circumstance

When digging in muck workers found
A figure was stuck in the ground
A bit of a rinse
She's fit for a prince
Black-wigged, as Ananka she's crowned.



Virginia Christine gets down and dirty in The Mummy's Curse (Leslie Goodwins; 1944); with Kurt Katch as Cajun Joe.

Intern for the Worst

This "assistant" is such a sad toady
Though he's sweating as much as a roadie.
Not a mention of pennies
Or of pension and bennies.
Bet his dates are all dutch -- just a sodie.

Donald B. Benson

Fritz (Dwight Frye) looks up in Frankenstein (James Whale; 1931).

Southern Discomfort

Serenaded by cricket and frog,
He goes wading through thicket and bog.
Though he's dry and he creaks,
Through the bayou he seeks
The young lady fate's picked for a snog.

Apparently, The Mummy's Curse (Leslie Goodwins; 1944) is set in French Cajun country. He is Lon Chaney Jr., and she is Virginia Christine. Title by Donald B. Benson, who's making himself comfortable.

Saint Misbehavin'

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Imployees' Entrance

Doctor Frankenstein's problem's this ditz.
Working cranks, twisting knobs he's the pits.
But when wages are modest,
One engages the oddest.
Filling thankless-type jobs, one gets Fritz.

Dwight Frye as the mad doctor's assistant Fritz in Frankenstein (James Whale; 1931).

The Wrong Silent Type

With no comeback, no pun, or a quip,
This mummy's not funny or hip
Though an herbal aroma
Gets him stirred from his coma,
He's been dumb since his tongue got a snip.

Lon Chaney silently stars in The Mummy's Ghost (Reginald Le Borg; 1944). Title by Donald B. Benson, a type "B" personality.

We'll Always Have Kharis

 

Through sequels unending he trudges
He creaks when he bends or he budges
This non-speaking part
Has Lon losing heart
He's piqued with defendable grudges.

David Cairns

Lon Chaney (by this point he'd dropped the 'Jr.') played the Mummy in three films at Universal, and always in a rotten mood. He's shown here in The Mummy's Ghost (Reginald Le Borg; 1944). Or is it The Mummy's Tomb? The Mummy's Leg Warmers? Who can tell them apart?