Offed On the Wagon

On historical freaks he's a scholar
From their lore this bore ekes out a dollar
But when lowlifes from heck
Start to go for his neck
The poor horror show geek starts to holler.



Travelling showman Professor Bruno Lampini (George Zucco) is quickly dispatched by escaped convicts Dr. Niemann (Boris Karloff) and Daniel, a hunchback (J. Carrol Naish) in the amusing if minor monster mash-up, House of Frankenstein (Erle C. Kenton, 1944).