
Count Dracula's cold and he's clammy,
Has an accent, is overly hammy
For a rascal so crafty
His castle's too drafty
He should pack up and go to Miami.

Bela Lugosi is Dracula (Tod Browning, 1931), and this is Vampire Weekends. Title by Chef-Destroyardee, David Cairns.
1 comment:
Nicely done, fellows.
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