His castle sits 'top of its mount,
And his vassals spout blood like a fount
He's a cross 'twixt a bat
And an aristocrat
First class, but an absolute count.
David Cairns
Bela Lugosi is that blood-sucking Transylvanian royal, Dracula (Tod Browning, 1931). This is only the first of many Vampire Weekends. For much more on the incorrigible count, visit Monster Mania.
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Above, I'm a bat in the hunt
I hover, then flap down in front
Of the beautiful lass
I've pursued to harass --
The loverly Emily Blunt.
Ah, Loverly Emirly!
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