Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Schlock Exchange

It dates from the year fifty-eight
And man, does this dud ever date
A time machine journey
that died on the gurney
Salome Jens' legs though, are great

Terror From the Year 5000 (Robert J. Gurney Jr., 1958). Get it? It died on the Gurney. Above: Jens in a still for Angel Baby (1961); Below: Promo still of Joyce Holden. We posted a limerick on the very same film earlier this year and called it Future Schlock.

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