In spring, when a fella gets antsy,
the young man turns lightly his fancy
And boy starts to dream
of peaches and cream--
That is, if he isn't a Nancy
Sorry about that. From the poem
Locksley Hall, by Alfred Lord Tennyson, not the Edison Electric short from 1952
:
In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.
2 comments:
A young man don't need no Viagra
Libido flows fast like Niagra
Attention he'll stand
for maiden at hand
without any Abra Cadabra
For youths who are hung like a horse
Ma Nature's a powerful force
It happens each spring
To action they schwing--
when using a Trojan, of course
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