Saturday, August 28, 2010

Cottage Cheesy

Disfigured by special effects
Rejected by beautiful ex
He hides in a cottage
(It's dark, with low wattage)
and figures he'll never have sex

Looking a bit like Jonah Hex, scarred WW2 vet Robert Young seeks refuge in The Enchanted Cottage (John Cromwell, 1944).


D Cairns said...

Since Robert is facially disfigured,
His romantic prospects seem jiggered,
But to Dottie McGuire
He doesn't look dire
So she'll play a Brunhild to his Sigurd.

surly hack said...

Uh oh, David, your references are getting rather highfalutin.