Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Green Eggs and Hamilton

No matter the tactic he’d choose
poor Hamilton Burger would lose

A legal disgrace
How did he save face?
I think Charlie Brown was his muse

Photo: Actor William Talman as D.A. Hamilton Burger on TV's
Perry Mason.


Norm Knott said...

To make up for every defeat
Ol' Ham had revenge that was sweet
He'd not waste time stewin'
Instead he was screwin',
discreetly, petite Della Street

surlyh said...

And then there's detective Paul Drake
A sleaze-ball and surely a rake
On legwork for Perry
he often would tarry
and eye ev'ry dame on the make