Their bicuspids they gnash with great vim
And with gusto they smash on a whim
Fore and aft the pair battle
Castle rafters a-rattle
The dam busts -- there's a Splash! -- they can't swim.
Surly Hack and David Cairns
Lon Chaney Jr and Lugosi clash in Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943). Over at his film blog, Shadowplay, David Cairns has given me credit for editing at LimerWrecks. Truth be told, David has been my editor and sounding board, as well as the head title writer here for many months.