Sunday, May 15, 2011

Wait'll You See My Digit!

In her unitard covered in scales,
she's cruising for love-hungry males
Disguised as a nurse,
the guys she'll coerce,
by using her Lee Press-On Nails

Salome Jens hypnotizes men with her fabulous fingernails from the future in Terror From the Year 5000 (Robert J. Gurney Jr, 1958). Cheesy ads for "Lee Press-On Nails" once blanketed TV. If you weren't subjected to them like I was, feel free to substitute "lovely long nails."

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