Removing bikini and slacks
two porn stars pretend to relax
They writhe and they moan in
performances phoned in
though rug burns are real on their backs
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2 comments:
Brilliant!
Thanks, Paul. It's funny, a while back I was denied access to the blog on a hotel computer. Why? Because we use the word "porn"--as if the word itself was pornographic. I assume that that they'd also deny access to a STOP the PORN! site. Wotta world!
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