Sunday, November 15, 2009
Van Theft Auto
Today's generation is lost
seeks pleasure no matter the cost
For Mamie Van Doren
the hotrods are roarin'
Her heater does more than defrost
She couldn't be more than a child
but nothing about her is mild
She's tempting and tough
and likes her crowd rough
Miss Mamie Van Doren runs wild
Mamie joins a car theft ring in Running Wild
(Abner Biberman, 1955). We just ran out of
Mamie Van Doren Week at Limerwrecks.
By the way, Miss Van Doren is still going strong,
and even hosts an adults only homepage.