Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Scare Fare



On planes eating pastry's a pain
One tries to stay neat but in vain
Crumbs drive to distraction
star Samuel Jackson
So don't serve him cakes on a plane
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5 comments:

Norm Knott said...

But drink after drink he will drain
If thirsty, he'll always complain
and raise holy hell
because Samuel L.
hates getting the shakes on a plane

September 9, 2009 at 9:40 AM
surly hack said...

The passengers think he's insane
The stewardess tries to explain
"There's no way to stop,
the plane would just drop--
You can't hit the brakes on a plane."

September 9, 2009 at 10:04 AM
Norm Knott said...

It's so cold it causes me pain
From shivering I can't abstain
By flight crew I'm told
they must keep it cold
because there's snow flakes on this plane

September 9, 2009 at 12:17 PM
Norm Knott said...

It's certainly dark, goodness sake,
and so warm we all could just bake!
My memory's blurred
of how it occured
but somehow this plane's in a snake

September 9, 2009 at 1:05 PM
surly hack said...

Count Dracula's thirst had free reign
Could drink all the blood he could drain
He filled up a glass--
type A from from first class
'cause no one brings stakes on a plane

September 9, 2009 at 1:07 PM

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