Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Genie in a Brothel

Those dreaming of Jeannie I'll bet
were dreaming those dreams that are wet
Her catch-phrase, "Yes, master"
made male hearts beat faster
A genie and perfect coquette

All genies are granters of wishes
but most aren't scanty-clad dishes
Soon most guys were pleadin'
for Barbara Eden
(except for the coldest of fishes)

By bottle from out of Sahara
her look was pure harem-mascara
So coyly she posed
her midriff exposed
A curvier, sexier Farrah

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