Seems reading the news is rewarding
TP, it turns out, folks ain't hoarding
They just need more rolls
For stay-at-home bowls
It's workplace v domicile boarding. According to in-depth investigative reporting, it appears that people are not hoarding toilet paper. It’s that they used to go to the john at work, at school, at the airport—and that rough, industrial wipe used there is on a completely different supply chain. Because we’re all at home, we’re all buying more home-style TP. Riiight.