Thursday, January 24, 2019

The Wages of Fin



Tainted gore from a primitive fish
Grants this bore ev'ry timid man's wish:
To be changed from a wimp
To deranged, macho chimp
So he'll score with this limp, luscious dish.



Arthur Franz transforms into The Monster on the Campus (Jack Arnold; 1958), and carries off poor Joanna Moore. Title finessed by Donald Benson.

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