Fight Pharoah

If you toot and come in, you'll be greeted
By the brute who's within, winding-sheeted
In his fetid embrace
You will get face-to-face
As this coot hugs your skin till it's pleated.

David Cairns

Lon Chaney Jr. and Elyse Knox pose for a production still for The Mummy's Tomb (Harold Young; 1942). Have you heard the old joke?
How do you work an Egyptian doorbell?
Tutankhamen (Toot and Come In)