Count Drac is the rottenest perp
He'll attack your carotid and slurp
And sloppily drain
Red glop through your vein
Then back away, potted, and burp.
John Carradine as Baron Latos, aka Count Dracula, in House of Dracula (Erle C. Kenton; 1945). Title by order of David Cairns.
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