Sunday, October 5, 2014

You May Hiss the Bride

They unburied the mate he'll be nailing
But their very first date's not smooth sailing
He's horny and bold
But she's scornful and cold
What tears it: he hates high-pitched wailing.

Elsa Lanchester as the Bride, and Boris Karloff as the Monster, in Bride of Frankenstein (James Whale; 1935). Title by hisstrionic David Cairns.

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