They unburied the mate he'll be nailing
But their very first date's not smooth sailing
He's horny and bold
But she's scornful and cold
What tears it: he hates high-pitched wailing.
Elsa Lanchester as the Bride, and Boris Karloff as the Monster, in Bride of Frankenstein (James Whale; 1935). Title by hisstrionic David Cairns.
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