Monday, July 14, 2014

Claude Savagely

What a clot! The great strapping galoot
At a trot, wrapped a trap round his foot
He's more beast than a son
Or at least two-in-one
With a swat his pop saps the poor brute.
David Cairns with Surly Hack
John Talbot realizes he's just struck down his son in our plot-scrambling 'What if?' film, HOUSE OF THE WOLF MAN. Image: Claude Rains holds the silver-tipped cane in The Wolf Man (1941). Read this one as if you were Scottish, like David Cairns, who rhymes 'foot' with 'brute'.

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