By the Light of the Salivary Moon

Have pity on werewolfen Larry
His bits in these scare-films don't vary
Moonbeams zinging his glands,
Soon he's wringing his hands
As the mitts grow unbearably hairy.



I assume Larry Talbot would have worried about becoming the Wolf Man in HOUSE OF THE WOLF MAN--he did in every other film. Image: Lon Chaney Jr in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948). Title by lightheaded David Cairns.