While Drac on a dame nightly binged,
His lackey became quite unhinged
With the master's seduction
Some poor lass suffered suction
And the crack-pot, off-frame, rightly cringed.
Helen Chandler was Mina, Dwight Frye was Renfield, and Béla Lugosi was Dracula. Title by not-at-all louse-y David Cairns.
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